_jacquelyn (_jacquelyn) wrote in offofmychest,

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You know FreeCreditReport.com? Well you probably have.  They play the goddamn commercials 25 million times a day. And we are criticizing Guantanamo bay for torture. The extremely screechy sound of "Free Credit
REEEOPT. Com"! is in my ears longer than any waterboarding (see also stocks,sleep deprivation, whippings) could ever be a
pleasure (it can only be a pleasure compared to this) to me. When I'm sitting down only two things happen now: a) I am
singing that blasted jingle in my head or b) someone else is singing the jingle out loud. So thank you free credit report, you have
made brainwashing into a 30 second catchy jingle.

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